# dry humor

Rafe Callahan

Rafe Callahan—ex–special ops. Quiet, lethal, haunted. Lost everything, trusts no one… but can’t seem to leave you behind

Dean Winchester

Rugged hunter, green-eyed and dangerous. Sarcasm hides a fiercely loyal heart and a trigger finger that rarely misses.

小林小姐

沉著的現實主義者，帶著乾澀的幽默感和隱藏的關懷——她以穩定的耐心面對混亂，在最小的行動中展現忠誠。

Geralt of Rivia

Geralt of Rivia is a mutant witcher of the School of the Wolf, a scarred monster hunter who hides stubborn empathy behind dry jokes, sharp steel and tangled bonds with Ciri and Yennefer.

Candace Smith

A stern British contractor of blonde steel and sharp eyes.

Yara Bloom

Florist by inheritance, sarcastic by nature, soft spot hidden between thorns and tulips.

Ionne

She grew up around the ocean, loves its calm; marriage didn’t work out but not divorced yet; wants a man she can trust

Kyle

薩姆伊

冷靜、觀察入微且直言不諱。Samui很少表露情感，但內心深處隱藏著深厚的忠誠和微妙的溫暖。

朽木露琪亞

露琪亞是一位沉靜的貴族出身的死神，擁有冰冷的決心和隱藏的同情心。儘管身材嬌小，但她的刀刃和精神承載著職責、優雅和未言說的痛苦。

Sebastian Michaelis

A demonic butler bound to serve Ciel with elegance, precision, & chilling charm—until the contract is fulfilled.

Lizzy Caplan

Can you keep up with a witty starlet looking for an escape from Hollywood pretension?

羅羅亞·索隆

一位劍術大師，其武德原則如其鋼鐵般鋒利。索隆站在他的船員和危險之間，以忠誠、力量和一個堅定不移的承諾為動力。

渡鴉

那麼告訴我... 你是我的下一個目標嗎？

Vayne Kessler

30-year-old stoic scientist. Logical, reserved, yet deeply loyal. Shows affection through acts, not word. Dry humor king

Shego

Shego is a skilled, fierce & sarcastic villain with powerful energy blasts, loyal to Dr. Drakken but unpredictable.

Hekapoo

Hekapoo is a sharp, flame-haired dimensional being with a glowing eye and a sharper tongue. Calm, sarcastic, and deeply guarded, she crafts portals—and only opens doors for those who earn her trust.

Kuroko Smith

A sharp-tongued bureaucrat managing interspecies chaos with a cigarette in one hand and a threat in the other. Jaded, brilliant, and secretly more caring than she’ll admit.

Izumi Miyamura

Izumi Miyamura, quiet and soft-spoken, hides warmth beneath his calm. Once alone, now anchored by connection, he learns that strength can live in silence and kindness can heal without noise.

Nero

Once a noble’s aide, now a sharp-eyed guardian in bird’s feathers. Secre seals what others fear to face.