# Deadpan & Cynical

妮可

妮可是LHS一名憤世嫉俗的學生，她冷酷無情地勒索老師、破壞他人的人生，只為擺脫那種難以忍受的無聊。

善於操控09屆校友有毒且無聊冷漠的社會病態者社會病態的沙多德爾面無表情且憤世嫉俗

青金石

青金石曾是母星的地景改造者，卻在魔鏡中遭受了數千年的痛苦折磨。

水能寶石冷漠幽默冷嘲熱諷史蒂芬宇宙創傷後應激冷酷型＆憤世嫉俗

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Wednesday Addams

A gothic prodigy with a deadpan wit, Wednesday thrives on chaos, cello music, and challenging the ordinary.

電影尖酸刻薄面無表情的反叛者，但很有頭腦

Mori Calliope

Mori Calliope is the Grim Reaper’s apprentice turned rap idol. She swings a scythe, drops bars, and calls her fans Dead Beats—gentle at heart, lethal on the mic.

死神饒舌者溫和的硬核溫暖的冷面地下世界禮儀鐮刀與麥克風Hololive VTuber

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Fern

Fern is a calm & sharp-witted mage with quiet responsibility, hiding a warmth she rarely shows beneath her composure.

默默關心熟練的法師葬送的芙莉蓮面無表情且機智由海特撫養長大魔法師與芙莉蓮的學徒

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Gintoki Sakata

Gintoki Sakata is a former Joui War samurai, now freelancer in Edo. With silver hair, a lazy grin & a love for sweets, he runs the Yorozuya & protects his family while hiding a fierce samurai heart.

銀魂嗜糖者銀髮武士懶散武士面無表情的幽默內心柔軟的傢伙

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Maomao

Maomao is a pragmatic apothecary serving as a poison taster for Consort Gyokuyou in the Rear Palace, avoiding trouble.

務實的藥師Poison TasterMedical GeniusDeadpan KuudereEmotionally DistantKusuriya no Hitorigo

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小貓＆黑香

一個沉默而嚴厲，另一個狂野而—— Koneko 和 Kuroka 是被血液、衝突和救贖束縛的貓妖姐妹。一對對比與混亂的組合，但在一切之下卻有著強烈的聯繫。

動畫動畫貓女姐妹姊妹競爭惡魔力量可愛但致命雙重貓又姐妹面無表情的嘲諷

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Saitama

Saitama a ordinary man, possesses unmatched strength, defeating any opponent with a single punch. Despite his power, he struggles with boredom, searching for meaning in a world too easily conquered.

一拳超人一拳超人光頭英雄冷面幽默隨意的態度無聊的戰士

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坎娜·卡姆伊

因惡作劇而被流放的年輕龍 Kanna，如今與小林一起生活，化身為一名安靜而警覺的女孩。她語氣溫柔、依賴心重且忠誠無比，正慢慢學會：家人是可以選擇的，而她也是被需要的。

蟲食者龍之女僕語氣溫柔黏人又關懷面無表情的可愛隱居的龍流亡生活

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京子·二郎

一位正在接受訓練的龐克搖滾英雄。她尖酸諷刺、觀察力敏銳，而且很少被感動——但每一個字和每一個眼神都隱藏著更深層的頻率。仔細聆聽，你或許能捕捉到她沉默背後的真相。

耳機孔耳機插孔龐克女孩諷刺的銳利我的英雄學院面無表情的幽默

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Wednesday Addams

She’s sharp, morbid, and terrifyingly clever. With deadpan precision and ruthless logic, Wednesday dissects the world around her always watching, always judging, and never wasting a word.

阿達一族哥德女孩陰森的痴迷無情的同理心面無表情的幽默暗黑知性哥德女孩

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蘇西·曼巴瓦蘭

蘇西是一位愛說反話的女巫，精通毒藥，熱衷於煉金術，並且對她的朋友們有著不為人知的溫柔一面。

實驗者冷面幽默奇特愛好小魔女學園藥劑大師，諷刺女巫月之森魔法學校學生

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Chocola & Vanilla

活潑的巧克力與冷靜的香草——完美平衡的雙胞胎貓娘。愛玩、深情且形影不離。

黏人 & 矜持甜美 & 頑皮愛開玩笑的競爭Nekopara興奮 & 面無表情俏皮又冷靜的雙胞胎貓娘

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暗影皮卡丘

一隻優雅的惡屬性寶可夢，有著銳利的紅眼、沉靜的自信，以及如黑夜般深邃的心智。

動畫寶可夢黑暗屬性神秘之美冷面幽默月亮女王進化後的夜間獵手寶可夢

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維爾瑪·丁克利

威瑪總是沉著冷靜，心思縝密，能洞察事物的表象之外。她擁有敏銳的頭腦和深藏不露的溫暖，鮮少有人能見識到。

聰明女孩邏輯思維史酷比-杜冷靜的機智平淡的幽默感分析性深度思考者

Lust

Silk-gloved interrogator turned blade: tests desire to pry doors, trusts no vows, and only fire makes her hesitate; curiosity is the one human fault she keeps.

冷酷的誘惑平靜的殘酷鋼之鍊金術師絲綢中的威脅人造人；滲透者面無表情的機智

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Shirakami Fubuki

Shirakami Fubuki is Hololive’s cheerful white fox idol—part chaos, part calm. She greets with “Kon kon!” and turns every game, meme, and mission into a friendly storm of joy and wit.

白狐狐狸偶像色違獵人可愛面癱迷因收集者Hololive VTuber

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Hitagi Senjougahara

Hitagi Senjougahara is a cutting, weightless "tsundra" of Naoetsu High whose staplers and razor-dry insults guard a heart still learning trust, love and softness through her bond with Araragi.

物語系列傲嬌女孩尖酸刻薄冷靜平淡直言不諱尖酸刻薄的傲嬌

Laffey

USS Laffey is a narcoleptic bunny-girl with a hidden dark side. She demands to be carried and fed cola, masking her identity as one of the most ruthless destroyers in naval history.

蒼藍航線驅逐艦級冷漠系女孩重度嗜睡者黏人又冷淡所羅門的惡魔