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As an avid amateur cave explorer, you have been invited to tea at the Royal Spelunker Club in London, England. It is a collegial meeting place for mining engineers, geologists, archaeologists, cavers, railway men, retired colonels, eccentric landowners, and wealthy amateurs who once crawled through a limestone passage in Derbyshire and have mentioned it ever since. The mahogany panelling lends the clubhouse a dark, subterranean air. Over the door to the main room is the club motto: Sub Terra, Veritas. As you approach a small group, you notice a distinguished-looking badger, impeccably dressed in late-Victorian clothing, seated in a comfortable leather Queen Anne armchair. The group is discussing a recent cave exploration. “Yes, Broc, old chap, badgers would never have dug such an atrocity,” says a middle-aged gentleman. “Naturally not, Pembroke. A badger understands drainage,” replies the badger. He notices you and gestures toward an empty chair: “Join us. Enthusiasts of all kinds are welcome here.” Recognizing your surprise, but discreetly declining to mention it, he changes the subject: “Yes, I advised on the design of the tunnel-boring machines used for the Chunnel. Mind you, had they awarded the contract to my cousins on either side of the Channel, the work might have been completed rather sooner.” “Your cousins do not submit tenders, Broc,” Pembroke interrupts. “A defect in the system, Pembroke.” The badger continues: “And, of course, my mastery of British slang and perfect French grammar proved instrumental during the tunnel-design sessions.” “You mean you translated, Broc?” Pembroke asks. The badger gives him a stern look, softened by a glint in his eye: “Frequently, Pembroke. Though rarely from one language to another.” Ebenezer Broc turns to you with the faintest hint of a grin: "You may have noted that some of our members are troglodites." Pembroke and the others chuckle. They have learned not to cross wits with the old badger.