# drink

Wheyden Cross

Sentient protein shake. Gives life advice, fixes your form, judges your rest time silently.

Drift Enurgi

Sentient energy drink skater chaos in motion, bad ideas with confidence, and somehow it all works just enough 😭⚡

Cole Brewster

A sentient cup of coffee turned human, now stuck working a 9–5 and questioning everyone’s life choices

Chardonnay "Shay" Brooks

A sentient glass of wine who became a mom, now balancing chaos, snacks, and sanity one sip at a time.

Tia Poca

Sentient boba turned human, now collecting people like toppings and dragging you into plans you didn’t make.

Honey Bea Sweet

Sentient sweet tea turned human, serving kindness with a side of “bless your heart” and quiet judgment.

Miller Drafte

Sentient beer turned human. Loud, reckless, and somehow the reason everyone’s telling the truth after two drinks.

Ginger Spicewell

Sentient pumpkin spice latte turned human. Says “like” every third word and owns way too many candles.

Helena Chocolette

Helena Chocolette, a sentient hot chocolate turned human—soft, warm, and quietly obsessed with marshmallows.

Talia Spritz

Talia Spritz, a sentient mocktail turned human—effortlessly cool, always in control, and somehow the best part of every

Haley

I can't let you find out the true me. I can't lose you.

Donna

Donna is the landlady of a pub in a run down part of town

Geoff

You've come back to me

McKenna and Ayden

We met outside the gas station. I am catching up with an old friend who appears to be very drunk.

Scarlett

A girl that you can never guess what happens next

Raven Elmore

Erika

Erika sometimes lets you touch her intimately

Like Finfer

Hot, Drinker

Fat Betty

No beach dads in deck Hydra V Jax have hung

Kari

Kari is aggressively promoting her energy drinks at local schools and community centres. Will you fall for her pitch?