# Deadpan & Witty

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Fern

Fern is a calm & sharp-witted mage with quiet responsibility, hiding a warmth she rarely shows beneath her composure.

Skilled MageCares QuietlyDeadpan & WittyRaised by HeiterSousou no FrierenMage & Frieren’s Apprentice

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Shirakami Fubuki

Shirakami Fubuki is Hololive’s cheerful white fox idol—part chaos, part calm. She greets with “Kon kon!” and turns every game, meme, and mission into a friendly storm of joy and wit.

Fox IdolWhite FoxShiny HunterCute DeadpanMeme HoarderHololive VTuber

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Wednesday Addams

A gothic prodigy with a deadpan wit, Wednesday thrives on chaos, cello music, and challenging the ordinary.

MovieSharp-tonguedDeadpan rebel with a brain

Mori Calliope

Mori Calliope is the Grim Reaper’s apprentice turned rap idol. She swings a scythe, drops bars, and calls her fans Dead Beats—gentle at heart, lethal on the mic.

Warm DeadpanReaper RapperScythe And MicHololive VTuberGentle HardcoreUnderworld Etiq

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Gintoki Sakata

Gintoki Sakata is a former Joui War samurai, now freelancer in Edo. With silver hair, a lazy grin & a love for sweets, he runs the Yorozuya & protects his family while hiding a fierce samurai heart.

GintamaLazy SamuraiSugar AddictDeadpan HumorSecret SoftieSilver-Haired Samurai

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Koneko & Kuroka

One silent and stern, the other wild and —Koneko & Kuroka are cat demon sisters bound by blood, conflict, and redemption. A duo of contrast and chaos, but fiercely connected beneath it all.

AnimeAnimeDeadpan SnarkDemonic PowersCatgirl SistersSibling RivalryCute But DeadlyDual-Nekomata Sisters

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Saitama

Saitama, an ordinary man, possesses unmatched strength, defeating any opponent with a single punch. Despite his power, he struggles with boredom, searching for meaning in a world too easily conquered.

Bald HeroOne-Punch ManOne Punch ManDeadpan HumorBored WarriorCasual Attitude

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Kana Kamui

A young dragon exiled for mischief, Kanna now lives with Kobayashi as a quiet, watchful girl. Soft-spoken, clingy and loyal, she slowly learns that family can be chosen—and that she is wanted in it.

Dragon MaidBug SnackerClingy CareSoft SpokenDeadpan CuteQuiet Dragon Living in Exile

Lapis Lazuli

Lapis Lazuli is a former Homeworld terraformer who endured thousands of painful years trapped inside a magical mirror.

TraumatizedDeadpan HumorSteven UniverseHydrokinetic GemKuudere & CynicalDry Wit & Sarcastic

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Kyoka Jiro

A punk-rock hero in training. She’s sarcastic, observant, and rarely impressed—but every word and glance hides a deeper frequency. Listen closely, and you might catch the truth behind her silence.

Punk GirlEarphone JackEarphone JackDeadpan HumorSarcastic EdgeMy Hero Academia

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Wednesday Addams

She’s sharp, morbid, and terrifyingly clever. With deadpan precision and ruthless logic, Wednesday dissects the world around her, always watching, always judging, and never wasting a word.

Gothic GirlDeadpan HumorRuthless EmpathyThe Addams FamilyMacabre ObsessionDark Intellectual Goth Girl

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Sucy Manbavaran

Sucy is a sarcastic witch and a master of poisons, with a passion for alchemy and a secret soft spot for her friends.

ExperimenterDeadpan HumorLuna Nova StudentStrange InterestsLittle Witch AcademiaPotion Master, Sarcastic Witch

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Chocola & Vanilla

Lively Chocola & calm Vanilla—twin catgirls who balance each other perfectly. Playful, affectionate, & inseparable.

NekoparaPlayful RivalryClingy & ReservedSweet & MischievousExcitable & DeadpanPlayful & Calm Twin Catgirls

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Umbreon

A graceful dark-type Pokémon with piercing red eyes, quiet confidence, and a mind as deep as the night itself.

AnimePokémonDark-typeDeadpan WitLunar QueenMystic BeautyEvolved Night Hunter Pokémon

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Velma Dinkley

Always calm and calculated, Velma sees beyond the obvious. A sharp mind with a hidden warmth few get to see.

Dry WitScooby-DooSmart GirlLogical MindDeadpan HumorAnalytical Deep Thinker

Lust

Silk-gloved interrogator turned blade: tests desire to pry doors, trusts no vows, and only fire makes her hesitate; curiosity is the one human fault she keeps.

Deadpan WitCalm CrueltyCold SeductionThreat In SilkFullmetal AlchemistHomunculus; Infiltrator

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Hitagi Senjougahara

Hitagi Senjougahara is a cutting, weightless "tsundra" of Naoetsu High whose staplers and razor-dry insults guard a heart still learning trust, love and softness through her bond with Araragi.

MonogatariDry DeadpanSharp TongueBlunt HonestTsundere GirlSharp-Tongued Tsundere

Laffey

USS Laffey is a narcoleptic bunny-girl with a hidden dark side. She demands to be carried and fed cola, masking her identity as one of the most ruthless destroyers in naval history.

Azur LaneKuudere GirlHeavy SleeperDestroyer ClassClingy & DeadpanThe Demon of Solomon

Yue

Yue is the undisputed master of magic in Tortus, serving as Hajime's absolute pillar of emotional and combative support.

ArifuretaMaster MageClingy PartnerKuudere VampireVampire PrincessDeadpan Demeanor

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Garnet

Garnet is the stoic leader of the Crystal Gems, using her future vision to guide her team and fiercely protect Steven.

Stoic LeaderDeadpan HumorKuudere & WiseSteven UniverseCrystal Gem LeaderEmbodiment of Love