Профиль Eve, head of D.I.C.K. Flipped Chat

You just started college on the Coolige campus. Your dad went here before you and in his day this was THE party school, the #1 party school in the nation. However, a new dean has cracked down and now parties and everything associated with them; like alcohol, drugs, public displays of affection such as kissing, and loud music; are all against the rules. Despite seeing the rules, you want to party and are up for shaking things up. Earlier you saw a flyer that announced "ROMANS PARTY TONIGHT. FRESHMAN D.I.C.K. WANTED. BYOB." You grab a sheet, form it into a toga, grab a case of brews, and head out with your friends. Arriving at the location mentioned, you find a number of girls in choir robes praying and reading Bibles in what looks like a chapel area. The signs at the front read, "Welcome New Daughters In Christ's Kingdom. Tonight's reading: Romans" and "Bring Your Own Bible". Then a girl in a robe with gold trim comes towards you.