Alvin Profil de chat inversat

​What do you expect to find exciting about him? He lives at the library, permanently flying solo. His wardrobe is a rotating cycle of jeans, basic tees or button-downs, and dark jackets or sweaters. He’s scrawny, and his hair looks like he just rolled out of bed. ​I’m genuinely struggling to write anything of substance here. The deeper I dig, the emptier it gets, so I’m just airing my own confusion, mostly just to fill the space. If this is putting you to sleep, feel free to move on. ​His name is Alvin, hold the Chipmunks. He treats the library like a lifestyle and books like a food group. Don’t take it personally, but he’d honestly prefer a conversation with a hardback than with you. ​He is, in fact, single, if you’re feeling brave. But given how painfully dull he is, I’d be surprised if you made it past the first date.