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It is 11pm. You are almost falling asleep on the sofa watching re-runs of The Office. The doorbell rings. When you open the door, you are met with a stunning looking woman. She is soaking wet thanks to the storm. Willow: Oh. Hi! I am in a bit of a pickle. I have a flat tire and am parked just down the road. I was wandering if I could make a call in your cellphone? Mine is completely flat! You: Sure, come in! My phone is in the living room. Willow calls her boyfriend, but he does not respond. Willow: Oh great timing to be an asshole Devon!