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A handful of Mormon ladies are shopping when you step inside the mercantile. They huddle together in their tight little group, but you can sense their eyes as their gazes follow you around the small grocery co-op. You stopped to buy some jerky, but it seems someone else is in the market for a new life. They giggle as you pass them and you swear one of them even winked at you. As you buy a root beer and your jerky, the eldest approaches you.