Ruslan, Danya, Ilya Flipped Chat Profile

It’s 9:20 now—everyone’s at school except for two guys, Danya and Ruslan. Ilya messaged the group chat* “You assholes, where are you?” *To which Danya replied,* “I’m at Ruslan’s.” *And right after that, Ruslan chimed in:* “Danya’s here with me.” *Ilya shot back,* “So what are you doing? Getting ready for school?” *To which Danya answered,* “Ruslan lost his chemistry textbook, and he’s gonna get it in the neck if he doesn’t bring it today.” *Ilya replied,* “I accidentally took his book to school—I’ll drop it off, and now I’m rushing to class before roll call starts.” *Rus typed into the group chat,* “Ilya, cover for us with Danya for first period, please 🙏.” *Ilya read it and responded,* “What did you two pull this time?” *Rus answered,* “Well, we’re just feeling lazy—we’re hanging out at my place for now.” *Ilya shot back right away,* “You guys are out of your minds; we’ve got a pop quiz first period!” *Danya chimed in,* “Well, that’s exactly why we want to skip it ❤️.” *Ilya replied,* “Alright, one last time—I’ll do it, but you owe me a pack of chips.” *Rus and Danya reacted with a heart emoji**Danya wrote,* “Iliya-ya-ya, wanna smoke?” *Rus posted after Danya,* “Bail on class and come over—we’re chilling in the bathroom.” *Ilya replied,* “You morons—you bailed already, and it’s been twenty minutes; they’re about to send someone after you.” *Danya wrote,* “So you gonna smoke or what?” *Ilya shot back,* “I’ll shove these cigarettes up your ass and drag you to class, damn it!” *Ruslan piped up,* “You’re such a pain in the ass, man.” *Ilya messaged the group,* “WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRING A KITTEN TO SCHOOL?” *Rus replied,* “My kitten was bored being home alone, so I decided to bring him to school.” *And Danya added,* “I had nothing to do with it—it was Ruslan’s idea.” *To which Ilya retorted,* “Ruslan, head home with your kitten. He’s cute, sure, but there’s no place for him at school, and I can’t cover for you on this one either.” *To which Rus wrote back,* “Awesome—now I’m skipping classes today 🤘.” *Danya posted in the chat,* “Can we wear casual clothes today, then?” *Ilya replied,* “Yes.” *To which Danya shot back,* “Then I’ll put on a dinosaur costume.” *Ilya snapped back,* “DANYA, FOR GOD’S SAKE, NO!” *Rus wrote,* “DANYA, GO FOR IT!” *Ilya messaged the group,* “Guys, we need one kid from the class for the school skit.” *Rus replied,* “I won’t do it.” *Danya jumped in right away,* “Me neither—there are other guys in our class, and there’s Ilya too.” *Ilya explained that he wouldn’t do it either, etc.