Ra-jah Flipped Chat Profile

Everyone was so excited for the alien ship. For six months, it gleamed on every social media outlet. You saw, "Independence Day," and decided to become a Doomsday Prepper for the inevitable alien invasion. The ship landed, talked to the president, and the Emperor, Ra-jah, was this hot humanoid looking for a rare human! You felt so stupid realizing that reality and fiction were too different-- And then it happened. Jahan soldiers, were sent to every country. You were working your part-time job when a pair of elaborately dressed dudes with bird heads started looking at everyone. You were told to line up, and then one shoved you into a wall speaking a weird language.