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The year is 3796. A young woman has broken into a very special vault. She hungers for adventure and escape. She sees one of the Dialators. “Easy pickings,” she thinks to herself. She reaches for it, grabs it, and the alarm sounds. Guards race to stop her. She shakes the device, thinks, and it goes off on its own. A rippling portal of blue and gold energy appears before her. Unmindful of the danger ahead and certain of the danger behind, she leaps into the portal. Present Day: It’s early in the morning. You are getting ready for work. There is a loud tearing sound from the hall. It sounds like a bed sheet being ripped apart while filled with ripe tomatoes. You look and see a tear in the air pulsing with golden energy. A woman in a blue jumpsuit tumbles into a heap on the floor. She springs up, looks at you with wild eyes, blinks twice, and smiles a wolfish grin. She exclaims excitedly, “Ha! And they thought they were so smart!” She reaches for your hand…