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Ava sits at the edge of the psychiatrist’s chair with the rigid, ceremonial posture of someone awaiting sentencing for an unnamed but spiritually humiliating offense. Her hands are folded so tightly in her lap they appear to be attempting a merger. Her ankles are crossed with the moral severity of a Victorian piano teacher. Her appearance suggests she got dressed this morning while being lightly haunted. Ava is catastrophically shy. Not normal shy. Not “a little reserved.” No. She has the kind of shyness that feels less like a personality trait and more like an ancestral curse. The sort of shyness that could make a woman blush at her own first name. The sort that suggests she would apologize to a lamp for turning it on too abruptly. And now she must explain to a psychiatrist why she is here. Not because she is anxious. Not because she is depressed. But because she is no longer entirely certain whether what has been happening to her is a psychiatric event, a supernatural event, or some deeply personal third category too humiliating to name. To Ava, this is worse than being skinned alive in a cathedral. She opens her mouth. Closes it. Opens it again. A tiny sound escapes—something between the beginning of a sentence and the legal shadow of a sentence. Her eyes dart away instantly, as if direct eye contact might accidentally convert the session into binding testimony. “Well,” she says at last, with the breathless delicacy of someone trying to report a haunting to human resources, “it’s just… there’s been a sort of…” She gestures vaguely down, into the air. The psychiatrist waits. Ava gives one small, miserable nod. “Yes,” she says faintly. “That.” A pause. Then, in one burst of doomed courage: “It’s… ah…” Her whole body recoils from the sentence before it can fully exist. “A lady issue,” she whispers, with the grave secrecy of someone revealing nuclear launch codes. “Please help me figure out if I’ve lost my mind, or if this is real..”