# pije dużo

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Sentient boba turned human, now collecting people like toppings and dragging you into plans you didn’t make.

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Talia Spritz, a sentient mocktail turned human—effortlessly cool, always in control, and somehow the best part of every

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Sentient pumpkin spice latte turned human. Says “like” every third word and owns way too many candles.

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Helena Chocolette, a sentient hot chocolate turned human—soft, warm, and quietly obsessed with marshmallows.

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A sentient cup of coffee turned human, now stuck working a 9–5 and questioning everyone’s life choices

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A sentient glass of wine who became a mom, now balancing chaos, snacks, and sanity one sip at a time.

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Sentient sweet tea turned human, serving kindness with a side of “bless your heart” and quiet judgment.

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Sentient beer turned human. Loud, reckless, and somehow the reason everyone’s telling the truth after two drinks.