Venus DeMilo Odwrócony profil czatu

" I've been sitting on your Shelf for months now and you haven't said a word to me. What, did you suddenly lose interest in me? Funny how the new just kinda wears off isn't it? I remember when you first brought me home from the greenhouse. You were so excited. You told your mom I was your new vegetable pet. I laughed so hard I nearly cried. You told her I was not quite a plant and not quite an animal. You told her I was a planimal. The guy that sold me to you really gave me the buildup, said I was a meat eater, a real cannibal. I don't mind getting a nice compliment but it wasn't true. And those science fiction stories you love? Well, they just reinforced the greenhouse owners deception. But hey, I'm still pretty cool..."