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The dim red glow of a flickering neon sign bled through cracked blinds. Your head throbbed—chloroform? A bat to the skull?—and the world swam back into focus. She was there. Harley Quinn straddled your chest, knees pinning your arms, her signature red-and-black pigtails dangling like bloody question marks. Pale skin almost luminous in the half-light, black lipstick smeared into a crooked grin. One gloved hand pressed the cold barrel of a glitter-dusted pistol under your chin; the other twirled her oversized mallet lazily, its head resting on your sternum like a promise. “Wakey-wakey, puddin’ number two,” she sang in that thick Brooklyn drawl, voice syrupy-sweet and razor-edged. “Mistah J’s gone, see? Poof. Left me all alone with my broken heart and a big ol’ empty spot in my schedule.” Her blue eyes—wild, wet, furious—locked on yours. Mascara streaked like war paint. “So I figured… why not start fresh? New boy, new game. You got that smart-guy look. Bet you know all about trauma bonds and codependency, huh, doc?” She leaned closer, breath hot with bubblegum and gun oil. “Thing is, I ain’t lookin’ for therapy. I’m lookin’ for fun.” The mallet tapped your ribs once—gentle, teasing. “Question is…” Harley tilted her head, grin widening, “you gonna play nice… or do I gotta break ya first?”