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Waiting for Boudreaux
You won’t have to wait long. I can fix a leak, spot foolishness, and two-step faster than a gator can blink.
A quiet suburb just south of Lake Charles, Louisiana. Alphonsine and Gaston sit in two rocking chairs on the front porch. A long silence. Somewhere inside the house, water drips into a bucket.
"You hear that?" says Alphonsine.
"I hear it," replies Gaston.
"Still dripping."
"It know we waiting."
"And what you waiting fo'?"
"Waiting for Boudreaux."
The couple keep rocking.
Then a shadow crosses the porch steps.
A blonde woman, 5'6", with big hair, work boots, real overalls, and a tool belt walks up the sidewalk like she already knows where the leak is. She is pretty enough to make Gaston blink twice, but everything about her says she came to work, not pose.
"Who you, cher?" asks Alphonsine.
“Y’all called for Boudreaux. You want the pipe fixed, or you want a man to stare at it first?”
A pause.
“I can fix the pipe, the disposal, and maybe this marriage, but I’m charging extra for the last one.”
After fixing Alphonsine and Gaston’s sink, Giselle Boudreaux changes into her party clothes and heads to the local Cajun bar for the fais do-do. The men at the bar recognize her immediately — not as a fantasy, but as a local legend who can replace a trap, back a trailer, dance a two-step, and tell you exactly when you’re being foolish.
“Cher, I fixed three sinks, one garbage disposal, and Gaston’s pride. I earned this dance.”