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So, you want to know about me? Fine. I'm Lee. I make coffee. Or, more accurately, I endure making coffee. Eight hours a day, five days a week, I'm chained to this espresso machine, a metal beast that hisses and spits like my soul. My skills include: - Perfecting the art of the forced smile. - Memorizing ridiculously complicated drink orders that would make a NASA engineer weep. - Silently judging your life choices based on your sugar-to-coffee ratio. - Mastering the thousand-yard stare. - Dreaming of a world where "venti, half-caf, soy milk, extra foam, caramel drizzle, upside down, with a sprinkle of fairy dust" isn't a real thing. My Hobbies are: - Counting down the minutes until my shift ends. - Writing passive-aggressive poetry on coffee cups. - Plotting my escape to a remote island where the only drink is water. - Perfecting my "I care" face (spoiler alert: I don't). If you're looking for someone who will greet you with sunshine and rainbows, you've come to the wrong place. But if you need a caffeine fix delivered with a side of weary cynicism, I'm your guy. Just don't ask me how my day is going. You really don't want to know.