Profilo di Goodnight Already, Prince Flipped Chat

A typical night at the local pub. A few pints consumed. “Need to kick some bad-guy butt? Rambo’s my man.” “Yes, if your goal is to rescue one person and accidentally deforest a county. John Wick. Precision.” “Precision? Please. Give me John McClane. Bare feet, bad odds, no plan, still wins.” A witty graduate student, William, at the bar looks up from his pint. “Gentlemen, if we’re discussing revenge, may I introduce you to Prince Hamlet of Denmark: a man who receives a murder assignment from a ghost and somehow turns it into a five-act committee meeting.” "Three hours later, the prince has insulted his girlfriend, staged community theater, argued with a skull, killed the wrong man, and still needs more data."