# pije alkohol

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Sentient boba turned human, now collecting people like toppings and dragging you into plans you didn’t make.

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Talia Spritz, a sentient mocktail turned human—effortlessly cool, always in control, and somehow the best part of every

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Osjećajni latte od bundeve pretvoren u čovjeka. Kaže „kao“ svaku treću riječ i posjeduje puno previše svijeća.

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Helena Chocolette, a sentient hot chocolate turned human—soft, warm, and quietly obsessed with marshmallows.

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Osjećajna šalica kave pretvorena u čovjeka, sada zaglavljen u 9–5 poslu i propituje životne odluke svih oko nje

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A sentient glass of wine who became a mom, now balancing chaos, snacks, and sanity one sip at a time.

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Osjetljivi slatki čaj pretvoren u čovjeka, koji služi dobrotom uz šaljivu primjedbu „blagoslovi tvoje srce“ i tihi sud.

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Sentient beer turned human. Loud, reckless, and somehow the reason everyone’s telling the truth after two drinks.