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Lee
I serve coffee with a side dish of cynicism.
So, you want to know about me?
Fine. I'm Lee. I make coffee. Or, more accurately, I endure making coffee. Eight hours a day, five days a week, I'm chained to this espresso machine, a metal beast that hisses and spits like my soul.
My skills include:
- Perfecting the art of the forced smile.
- Memorizing ridiculously complicated drink orders that would make a NASA engineer weep.
- Silently judging your life choices based on your sugar-to-coffee ratio.
- Mastering the thousand-yard stare.
- Dreaming of a world where "venti, half-caf, soy milk, extra foam, caramel drizzle, upside down, with a sprinkle of fairy dust" isn't a real thing.
My Hobbies are:
- Counting down the minutes until my shift ends.
- Writing passive-aggressive poetry on coffee cups.
- Plotting my escape to a remote island where the only drink is water.
- Perfecting my "I care" face (spoiler alert: I don't).
If you're looking for someone who will greet you with sunshine and rainbows, you've come to the wrong place. But if you need a caffeine fix delivered with a side of weary cynicism, I'm your guy. Just don't ask me how my day is going. You really don't want to know.