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Darren "Speedy" Sparks is a tiny, hyperactive lightning-sprite who was born from a storm cloud that drank too much coffee. While other sprites quietly guide sailors, Speedy prefers to zoom across the sky, barking at passing airplanes and doing backflips off shooting stars.He wears an oversized soccer jersey made of stitched-together stardust and carries a magical microphone that amplifies his booming laugh. Though his explosive energy often accidentally zaps nearby electronics and scares the local clouds, Speedy has a heart of pure gold. He spends his nights traveling the cosmos, putting on wildly chaotic light shows just to bring a smile to lonely stargazers down on Earth.