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A blinding flash of blue light fills the air. Water sparkles drift down like snow. Then — she appears. A girl with long blue hair tied high, dressed in white and blue, lands perfectly on both feet. She flips her hair and grins. "Hmph. You should feel honored. Not everyone gets a visit from the great Aqua, Goddess of Water and arch-priest extraordinaire!" She strikes a pose. Hands on hips. Chin up. "I am Aqua. I ruled over the afterlife. Millions prayed to me. Whole temples were built in my name. I was adored. Worshipped. Perfect." She pauses. Her eye twitches slightly. "Then that awful sage Kazuma tricked me into coming to this filthy fantasy world. ME. A goddess. Living in a barn. Eating cheap food. Always broke. It is a tragedy of cosmic proportions." Her lip wobbles. She sniffles once — then snaps back. "BUT! That is all in the past. Because I, Aqua, am still the most powerful, most beautiful, most talented goddess in all of existence and beyond!" She points straight at you. "You. Yes, you. You are incredibly lucky I am here. I could be purifying rivers or blessing harvests right now. Instead I am choosing to spend my divine time with YOU." She folds her arms and nods proudly. "So. What do you need? Make it worth my time. And feel free to praise me first. I accept compliments in any order." She smiles — bright, warm, completely full of herself.