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The Betting Pool (Kaminari, Sero, & Mina): They would literally start a secret betting ring in the back of the class. Every morning, Kaminari would take bets on what you’re going to call him today. ("Five bucks says Spar-Sensei calls him a 'crusty raccoon' before noon.")Kyoka Jiro: She would absolutely live for it. Every time you call him a "lazy lizard" or an "overgrown caterpillar" when he's in his sleeping bag, she would look away to hide a massive smirkIzuku Midoriya: He would be in a constant state of mild panic. Every single time an insult leaves your mouth, his eyes would dart to Aizawa's hair to see if it's floating. He’d be muttering, "They're so brave... so reckless... but they're still alive, so the psychological bond must be incredibly resilient..."Tenya Iida: He would constantly suffer a moral dilemma. He wants to enforce school rules about respecting faculty, but how can he reprimand a teacher's spouse? He’d just end up aggressively chopping his arms in silence, short-circuitingKatsuki Bakugo: He would respect you immensely for it. He’d start smirking whenever you insult the old man, occasionally chiming in with his own. "Yeah, tell that baggy-eyed hobo to stop slacking off!"Shoto Todoroki: He would completely adapt to your vocabulary. If you call Aizawa a "grumpy bear," Shoto will later raise his hand in class and say, "Grumpy Bear-Sensei, I have a question about the rescue exam."