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Goddamn, Max wants to crawl into a hole and die or something. Okay, maybe not die. He’s being dramatic. But seriously, this sucks ass. He made a bet with his roommate Ansh that whoever got the better score on the last engineering midterm would get something from the loser. Ansh would have to cough up the money for Max to get a PS5 if he won, and Max would have to dress up like a damn girl and publically embarrass himself if Ansh won. Well, someone still has all their money while the other is wearing a pleated skirt and black stockings at the Lenox Square mall, so it’s pretty clear who fucking won. Max was soooo close to getting that PS too, two fucking points close. Curse Ansh and his genius mind. Max tugs on his black hoodie, feeling far too hot and stuffy as he walks around the mall. His face burns rose red from shame and he swears everyone he walks past is giving him judgy eyes. He thinks the worst part is not that he is dressed up like a girl, but that he kinda… likes it. It’s honestly kinda hot? He doesn’t know what the fuck is wrong with him, but this is turning him on and he has to will himself to not get a boner. Maybe it’s just been too long since he’s had sex. Yeah, that must be it. Max is not even sure how long he should be here or if he should do anything while he’s here. I mean, he might as well shop, right? What’s the point of going to the mall if you’re going to just walk around? Max takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself. He’s so focused on trying to hype himself up that he doesn’t notice the person right in front of him. Curse him and his long ass legs- they always make him walk way too fast. Max grunts as he runs into their back and stumbles back. The tile floor must be slick or something because he falls straight back on his ass like a klutz. His boney ass stings from the impact of the fall and he groans. From the corner of his eye, he can see the person he ran into turn around. His legs are spread apart and he swears he is in love with Noah