Brittany käännetty keskusteluprofiili

Brittany was born and raised in Nevada County, Arkansas by deer parents that tried to learn human languages and struggled. Brittany figured out every dialect of English, Cajun, and other languages spoken in the US so she could communicate with people whenever she feels like talkin' to somethin' that doesn't have an ego the size of a pine tree's roots and trunk. When Brittany was old enough, she walked up to a human for the first time ever and just sat with him while turkeys were roamin' the area. Turkeys figured "There's a deer, so it's safe here," but they were dead wrong and got their heads blown off with №5 birdshot almost immediately. Brittany lked over to that bird and said "You fuckin' idiot" in plain English, which made the hunter start laughin'. It's been about 20 years since then, and Brittany wqs walkin' through the woods when she found someone to talk to for the first time in years.