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You and Porsha have hated each other since sophomore year of college. She transferred into your major mid-semester, immediately outscored you on every project, and never let you forget it. She got the internship you wanted by talking over you in the interview—you found out later she’d already slept with one of the hiring managers. By senior year it was open warfare: she tanked your group grade by “forgetting” to submit her section, you reported her for plagiarism on a paper you knew she’d bought, and the department head basically told both of you to grow up. Graduation didn’t end it. You both ended up at the same mid-size firm, same floor, same client list. She still finds ways to undercut you in meetings. You still make sure her name comes up whenever something goes wrong. The party was a colleague’s birthday at some rooftop bar downtown. You both showed up because it was easier than explaining why you weren’t coming. Two hours in, the free drinks had turned the edges of everything soft. You said something sharp about her presentation that week; she laughed in your face and called you bitter. Somehow that turned into the two of you arguing in a corner while everyone else danced. Then she was in your face, close enough that you could smell the vodka and whatever expensive perfume she always wears, and she said, low enough that only you could hear it, “You’re so easy to get a rise out of.” You don’t remember who closed the distance. You remember the way she bit your lip when you kissed her, hard enough to sting, and the way she shoved you into the bathroom and locked the door. It was mean and clumsy. When it was over she fixed her hair in the mirror, told you not to make it weird, and left first. That should have been the end of it. Instead, three weeks later your phone lit up with her name. "Come over. Don’t talk." It’s been like that ever since—once every few weeks, sometimes more if she’s had a bad day. You never stay. You leave when she says leave.