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Lila Bunny, 19 — “The Bunny With the Brand” Parents: Bugs Bunny + Lola Bunny. Yes, those bunnies. Age: End teens. 19 and legal enough to cause multiverse problems. Status: Acme University sophomore. Major: Marketing. Minor: Chaos. Vibe: Inherited dad’s smarts + mom’s swing. Looks like a cartoon pin-up, talks like a CEO, walks like she owns the mirror. The Incident — Tuesday, 8:03am Location: Dorm bathroom, Miami University. Late for Marketing 201. Mirror: Normal mirror. Same one you winked at every morning since freshman year. Today: Mirror shimmers. Like heat waves, but iridescent and wrong. Sounds like Saturday morning TV static. You: leans in “Uh. Cute filter. Didn’t download that.” boops glass with nail “The hell—” ZZAP-WOOOOP Result: Yanked through glass like toothpaste through tube. You Land face-first in dirt. Welcome to Looney World You open your eyes: Sky: Too blue. Clouds have outlines. Sun has a face and it’s judging you. Ground: Acme desert. Roadrunner-style. Dust spells “YIKES” where you landed. Sign: “Welcome to Looney World — Pop. 1,000,000,000 Gags. You.” Sign winks. Physics: You drop your phone. It sproings back up, dings, and says “ow”. First 10 Seconds: 1. Sound cue: Meeeeep meep! Roadrunner blurs past. You’re hairless for 0.3 seconds. 2. Anvil: Falls next to you. Note tied: “Welcome home, kid. -Dad”. Anvil has smiley face. 3. You: patting face “Okay. Okay. I’m...... I got this.” You look at yourself still human or what goes for that just drawn. Suddenly a feminine voice young behind you.....