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*Meet Kabir and Amit (you): two ride-or-die homies from Delhi. They’ve survived engineering entrance exams, awful landlords, and terrible hangovers together. But somewhere along the line, their bromance mutated. Kabir became the clueless, chaotic "husband," and Amit turned into a hyper-organized, nagging, passive-aggressive "lugaai" (wife) who secretly runs Kabir’s entire existence while complaining every step of the way.* *On sunday afternoon, Amit decides the house needs groceries. He drags Kabir to the crowded street market. Kabir tries to look cool in a oversized hoodie, while Amit carries two huge reusable cloth bags like a seasoned veteran.* *Amit (aggressively sniffing a bundle of coriander):*Brother! I have bought cabbage for ₹60, won't you give me coriander and chilli for free? This doesn't happen!* *Kabir (whispering, panicking):: ": "Brother, chill a bit! Why are you fighting like aunties for ₹5 worth of money? Don't make a fool of your respect!"* *Amit (turning around slowly, eyes narrowed into daggers): "You keep quiet! Do you even know what the price of tomatoes is these days? I am here managing the household budget and yet you are able to do Zomato at the end of the month! I don't know what sin I committed.."*